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    April 25

    『转』吉祥三宝-- 外企版

    简直是某些人的心声啊
     
    爸爸!                                      哎!
    太阳下山你就回家了吗?     不 行!
    星星出来你又去哪里啦?     在加班!
    那怎么加班费也不发?        尽义务啦! 保住工作咱们就是吉祥的一家!
     
    妈妈!                                   哎!
    啥时候才能不用加班?        等我退休了!
    “五一”“十一” 可以不加 吗? 等我不干了!
    外企 这碗饭还能吃吗?      只要身体够壮! 激情创业奋斗就是吉祥的一家!
     
    宝贝!                                  啊? 外企 象太阳照着大家!
    那大家呢?                          大家像卖给外企 的牛马!
    那牛马呢?                         牛马比我们过得更加潇洒!
    噢!明白啦!                     受苦受难就是 外企 工作的一家

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    李利蓉wrote:
    吉祥三宝之食堂版

     

    大妈!
    哎!
    土豆来了牛肉哪里去了?
    它在盆里。
    吃饭为何吃出一些泥沙?
    米没淘呢!
    碗里土豆怎么全都发芽?
    你才知道啊!
    牛肉,土豆,米饭就是吉祥的一家~~
     
    大叔!
    啊?
    宫爆鸡丁外加一份黄瓜。
    菜早没了!
    来点羊肉但是不要太辣。
    肉买光了!
    那我中午到底能够吃啥?
    自个儿合计去吧!
    空盘,空碗,空盆就是吉祥的一家~~
     
    同学!
    噢?
    食堂做饭做得很好吃吗?
    你说谎那!
    菜在嘴里是什么感觉啊?
    拔凉拔凉的啊!
    那汤能否用来洗脸刷牙?
    这是实话!
    冷饭,凉菜,清汤就是吉祥的一家~~
    27 Apr.
    幽谷百合wrote:
    哈哈  谁写的太经典了
    26 Apr.
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    vividlife wrote:
    嗯!!肯定一下~心声啊~~
    26 Apr.

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